|  | Warp Speed Journalism 
Mike Madias | 
  
ABSTRACT
Industrial age journalism is all but dead.  But the written word and 
the essay thrive.  Paradoxically, pre-industrial forms of journalism are 
also the new "warp speed" journalism. Industrial culture lives in Euclidian space and follows Newtonian  mechanics. It is an effort to irradiate chaos and produce predictable uniformity of product.
But the wired generation lives in non-Euclidian space/time, quantum
mechanics and Einsteinian possibility.
All the other poor bastards of less fortunate generations are locked up 
in locations, events, and identities.  They, who think of themselves as 
"they," ask Who? What? Where? and Why? As a means of orienting themselves in a
reality matrix. "They" will not understand what I am saying here.  Even some people who 
use
the World Wide Web on a daily basis may not fully get it.
But there are those of us who know the god, Unix, and can prey using 
command line mantras.  And there are Windows jockeys who can snap a mouse with 
speed and grace, like a flamenco dancer plays the castanets.  We are the 
witches and warlocks of the postmodern age.
When we tell our stories, we use the tools of the bardic poets, and 
despite the use of ancient story, fable, and myth making forms, we are the warp
speed journalists.
   
PART ONE - Whooo? Asked the hookah smoking caterpillar.  Whoooo are 
you? 
The advent of the age of telecommunications requires a rethinking of 
our
concepts of time and space.
One cannot think exactly like a refrigerator repair person and untangle a
crashed computer system or network. The "trouble shooting" and the 
debug
process are similar.  A computer systems analyst could probably get a
refrigerator up and running, eventually.  But a refrigerator technician 
would
have less luck with the computer network.  Systems analysts see 
themselves
as wizards or gurus.  They deal in chaos and uncertainty.  They are 
outside
the constraints of space and time, and it seems that they are working 
magic. 
The warp speed journalist does the same.  And often the language and
concepts of decades old science fiction classics provide useful
vocabularies.
The following is a useful vocabulary, an analogy,  much like the "men 
of
silver and gold" mythic analogy
used by Plato in the Republic, used to convey his complex set of ideas 
on
government and education.
Now there are hyper-space mathematicians and physicists working on
Einstein's unfinished work of deriving a unified field theory.  Some of 
them
posit a 14-dimension physical universe. 
This essay is not trying to do that.  All it is doing is constructing a
useful fiction, a simplifying model of human experience.
We experience our lives as if we and everything else in creation 
(including
deities) exist in a multiple dimension universe, with dimensions of 
space,
time and also of consciousness and identity. These correspond loosely 
with the fundamental journalistic questions: Where? When? Who? What? And
additional questions about a chain of causally: How? And Why?
Journalistic storytelling must match the way readers experience life 
in order to inform them. 
It is easy to consider a four dimensional universe with three axis x, y, 
and z
of space and t of time.
Robert Heinlein, science fiction writer and futurist, posited a five-dimension universe as early as 1941 in a story titled "Elsewhen." 
Throughout his career he returned to the topic of how we experience 
time and
space.  For the sake of understanding journalism, we
can add to the dimensions of time the multiple dimensions of 
consciousness
of and identity.  Consciousness is just a way of experiencing the 
universe
like mass and location. 
There can be a number of different ways that space, time, and identity 
are
experienced.  Yet most people believe that their way is the only 
"reality." 
Those who experience it differently are barbarians, fools, or are 
mentally ill.
Here is a story to illustrate the point. It is a parable that might be 
true or not about the famous anthropologist, Margaret Mead, and a gentleman 
from Samoa. 
When Margaret Mead went to Samoa in the late 1920s, she might have
discovered that Samoans experienced time
differently than Mead.  Watches were important in Mead's experience, 
but may have been useless in Samoa.  The key question an anthropologist would 
ask is, "When does the present become the past?"  In Western culture the 
process is instantaneous, of course.  But to a Samoan,
the present may remain and linger for a while.  The Samoans may 
experience chunks of what we would call "the past" as persisting in the Samoan 
present. 
It may take
a ritual, or a sunset, or the birth of a child to have the experience 
of "now" become the experience of "then."
So it becomes useful to consider the experience of time to be a 
cultural matter. So, Mead and the Samoan share approximately the same 
coordinates of space, a hut on Samoa.  They might live in different coordinates if 
time, that is different "nows."
Further, when Margaret Mead looked at a Samoan, she was conscious of 
being who she was.  The Samoan knew who he was.  To Mead, the Samoan was an
interesting man.  To the Samoan, Mead might have been a potential
afternoon's sexual dalliance; or she might have been a nutritious
snack. 
Suppose the prevalent Samoan religion in the 1920s was a nature-oriented
pantheism.  Mead might have certainty that she was not the Samoan.  But 
the Samoan might have seen Mead as part of himself.
A police officer on the street sees something or someone she identifies as
"suspicious."  An urban kid sees a cop and identifies the officer as
"threatening."  Clearly,
this is a common situation: same place, same time, but
different consciousness.  And the consequences of this collision of
consciousness may be a matter of life and/or death.  It is different
matrices of space, time and identity in collision and competition.
Location is also variable.  Where is here?  It is a point with three
coordinates in a Cartesian coordinate
space.  Does here occupy one cubic inch?  Is the one next to it there?  
When here is Hiroshima or Nagasaki, how large is here?  What duration does 
here have?  How long before here is there, or perhaps more frighteningly, 
before there is here? 
For there to be a here and a there,  there must be a communication 
emanating from someplace and received someplace else.  The emanation is going 
from here and arriving there.  This is seemingly very elementary in 
Euclidian space/time.
But, in our epoch, the one of warp speed journalism, there is something
called Amazon dot com and it has a discrete location.  Amazon dot com 
is where it is and is no place else. It is not at Amazing corn cob.   But 
where is Amazon dot com?  There is a corporation called Amazon.com 
Incorporated.  It has headquarters in Seattle, Washington.  Its stock sells for between 
70 and 100 a share. So it has material existence and measurable
material value.  Its value does not derive from profit.  It is losing 
money.  
Its value is that it is everywhere.
Now "Coca Cola is everywhere" means that in that to a greater or lesser
degree one can buy a Coke anywhere, but Amazon dot com is anywhere 
there is a computer an a phone connection.  "Coke is everywhere" is a metaphor.
"Amazon dot com is everywhere" is an empirically measurable 
proposition. 
The Internet gives anyone an opportunity to participate in world 
building as
if it were a parade of the living dead.  In one web persona I am Jack
Kerouac returned.  In another I am my lover.  In a third, I am Mike 
Wallace chasing a story and a confession for a virtual television news 
magazine.  Some place else, I am an old French whore.
The point is that space, time and identity (or
consciousness) are experienced as free variables, not as semi fixed
variables on linear continuities. 
Postmodern mobility means that someone or
something, need not be fixed at a location, an event, or an identity.
As a consequence there is the Internet, where hundreds of thousands
realities collide and compete in cultural warfare.  On television Coke 
may battle Pepsi, or Leno may compete with Letterman.  But on the Internet, 
Coke competes with Pepsi; the Department of tourism in Nova Scotia; WWF
wrestling; hot college age girls who are eager to please; Serbia; 
Mickey Mouse; a poker game being held at an off shore casino; Brittany Spears; 
and skinhead Neo-Nazis. 
Each element on the net has its own peculiarities of space, time and
identity.  The holiest of holies and the place where the dogs do it are 
only a mouse click apart.  And despite all government intervention, it 
cannot be controlled or stopped.  The Internet is bigger than government.
Given this demonstrable model, a raging cultural war, what is the role 
of the twenty-first century journalist?  Who resigned and passed the 
mantle of god hood onto him? 
PART TWO - "It's your great grandfather's bicycle and not your father's
Oldsmobile" 
 The Internet age does not require a new kind of journalism.  Warp Speed
journalism is not some kind of wiz bang style of writing.  It is the 
kind of journalism that has always flourished at times of rapid change and
transition. 
One such time was in 14th century Venice.  Marco Polo had returned and
started writing about his experiences in China in the court of Kublae 
Khan.  Polo was a correspondent, who wrote what this strange and wondrous 
place, the Orient, was like. 
As journalism developed into books, magazines and
newspapers, so did the correspondent piece, "The letter from India," 
where  authors went to an exotic or dangerous places and wrote about 
their
adventures became popular.  This developed into travel journalism, and 
when
done in a academic setting, became anthropological studies like those of
Margaret Mead in Samoa. 
Another type of correspondent went off to war and
wrote letters from the front to publications.
This was the prevalent style of journalism until the late 19th century 
when the lone correspondent was replaced by the wire service.  The 
Associated Press wrote the stories in the field and wired them back to newspapers
around the country.  At this time, each newspaper had its own 
viewpoint, its own way of dealing with space, time and particularly identity.  
This was manifest in the political positions the publication took.
In order to sell the same text to many newspapers all around the 
country, several conventions of journalism had to be established.  The AP story 
was generally not written by someone who was a participant observer; it was
written by a reporter.  This person would find people who either  witnessed
or could comment on a news event.  The reporter would ask spokespeople 
what they saw or thought.  The reporter's job was to remain
objective and to present balanced reporting.  If one side said that 
shoddy construction had caused the mine disaster, but management said that it 
was an act of God, the reporter, being objective, reported both sides.  Journalism schools 
made it a virtue to report on equal basis the statements of the saints and
scoundrels, and let the readers decide. 
The myth was fostered that there are two sides to every story, and that
Democracy required all sides to have their say.  There may be and 
usually are many interpretations to a set of facts, but AP journalism applied 
the standards of objectivity to matters of fact, not just interpretation.
There were times when reporters were eye witness to the event and had 
their own viewpoint on what happened.  The wanted to tell the story from 
their own viewpoint; that is, be a correspondent not a reporter.  The AP frowns on
this.  They want a story that will play inoffensively anywhere. 
A distinction was made between the objective and balanced reporting on 
the news pages of a paper and the opinionated material on the editorial and 
op-ed pages.  AP journalism is a method of doing research and 
reporting news events.  Theoretically anyone who knows AP research
methodology and grammatical conventions could go and report on the same event and produce almost identical  rendering
of it.  And these dispatches would go by teletype to newspapers around 
the world. 
There were still travel reporters, there were still war correspondents. 
Still letters form India.  But most journalism was bland, boring and
approximately 50% bogus.
The warp speed or gonzo journalist is a corespondent journalist.  But
correspondent journalism has been so completely replaced by the 
industrial Associated Press model of journalism that it seems that  gonzo 
journalism is new and radical.
Further, the journalist first associated with the word "gonzo" is 
Hunter S.
Thompson.  And he brings in an association with taking drugs.  Getting
blasted was certainly a part of his stories. 
But to say that drinking a bottle of tequila and then covering a story 
makes you gonzo, is not necessarily true.  It depends on the story.
In this time of globalization, cultural wars, and the nullification of
space, time, and identity, the story to be told is not an event with a 
who, what, where and when.  The story to be told is that there are scenes 
that share this culture sphere, and that they are strange and wondrous.
The point is to tell  readers who may be laboring under the illusion 
that they are privy to the one and only really real reality, that maybe they
might not be.  After all, these other people figure that they have the 
word of reality straight from God's lips and they dance around with rattle 
snakes every Sunday.  If they were wrong, God would have a rattler strike dead 
the minister's lovely 14 year old daughter. 
Oh Yeah?, say the fire walkers; the Roman Catholics; the reform Jews.
The world, especially the Internet driven world is certainly worthy 
of provoking thought.  It is something to think about at least.  The gonzo
correspondent journalists break the Associated Press mold, as they seek 
to provoke thought in readers. 
